Metro 2033: Jumpscare Simulator

Come come people, step into the post-apocalyptic ruins of Moscow with our latest Metro 2033 Let’s Play, aptly titled “Jumpscare Simulator”. Why? Because it freaking is. Watch as we navigate through this eerie, desolate world where everything lays in ashes. The city’s streets are infested with flying monsters, witches or bitches called, I seriously don’t know! (B)Witches and creepy, mutated giant rats. If you’re into spine-chilling encounters, heart-pounding suspense, and […]

Blyating Around in Metro 2033

Comrades, Today it is time: blyating around in Metro 2033. Cyka! This is first time playing Metro 2033 game and oh boi is it a fine Establishment with gorgeous architecture and friendly people. there is laughter and companionship and good food and lots to drink. Yes there are even instruments all over the place. The local shooting range is also worth a visit. 5/7 stars on trip advisor. Also the […]