Apollux unboxes new gear

Welcome to Apollux unboxes new gear, and today we’re taking a look at nice stuff from ASUS . As an avid tech enthusiast, I can’t help but get excited about the latest and greatest gadgets, and this puppy is no exception.

As soon as I opened the box, I was impressed by the sleek design and build quality of the Zephyrus G14. But what really caught my attention was the specs – this thing is packed with power. Just like mine. *smirk* (bad) jokes aside, it’s got an eight-core processor AMD Ryzen 9 6900HS and a dedicated graphics card -RX 6800s-, which means it has (nearly) the power of a desktop machine, but with less energy usage. That’s great news for the environment, and for anyone looking to game on the go. Greta would be proud

One of the standout features of the Zephyrus G14 is the “AniMe Matrix” – a customizable LED light display on the back of the laptop. It’s a fun gimmick, but it’s also a great way to personalize your laptop and make it stand out from the crowd.

But let’s be real, the most important thing for any gaming laptop is the performance, and this one doesn’t disappoint. I fired up some of my favorite games and was blown away by the smooth, high-resolution graphics and fast load times.

Of course, no tech article would be complete without a couple of jokes, so here swallow this, courtesy of ChatGPT: Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open. BAM on point.

Fuck yeah, I’m thrilled with that new puppy. ASUS you damn got it straight. It’s got all the power and performance you could ask for, and it’s also energy-efficient, which is great for the environment. The AniMe Matrix is a freaking fun addition, and it’s great for personalizing your laptop ( e.g. give the middlefinger ). Thanks for watching, and I can’t wait to see what other amazing tech is in store for us in the future. Apollux unboxes new gear, and this one is definitely worth checking out.

a bit of a post-scriptum ( smart language, yeah ) : do you like messing around just for the shit and giggles? Then go and check this out. But be warned. It could contain one or two triggers. (lol)
or wanna help me get affiliated? then go check the Zephyrus G14 out on ASUSes page. ( currently I am not, and I doubt it I will with the excessive use of swearing on my page ^.^ But one can dream, can’t he?)


Hi I am a mad scientist and a philosopher who likes to play video games. Especially simulations, space games and weird stuff you can find on the Internet. Oh and Viking shit. Get yourself some snacks, or a joint, or both. who cares. get seated and enjoy the show.
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