THE MARXES ARE HIDING BEHIND THE CURTAIN (Metro2033)
In today’s wild ride of Metro 2033: we’re playing Metro2033 obliterating bandit station with the ultimate buddy, Burbon—a man with the strategic intellect of a potato. And so, with the confidence of a man who’s never learned from past mistakes, he marches right in.
Unsurprisingly, things take a quick turn south, and Burbon finds himself getting a VIP pass straight to the prisoner section. That’s when it’s up to us to step in and deal with the mess.
Armed to the teeth and with a mission to rescue our hapless sidekick, we dive into the action, turning the dimly lit tunnels into a chaotic warzone. The bandits may be hiding behind the curtain like good little Marxes, but they have no idea who they’re dealing with. We tear through their ranks, taking them out one by one, smoking them out of every corner, and showing them the true meaning of Russian resolve.
From the eerie silence of the tunnels to the adrenaline-pumping firefights, every moment is a testament to survival in the harsh world of Metro 2033. We leave no stone unturned and no bandit standing, ensuring that this once-bustling bandit haven is reduced to a ghost station. Whether it’s through sneaky stealth kills or loud and proud explosions, we make sure every enemy gets their well-deserved one-way ticket out of the Metro.
If you’re here for some intense action (you are), dark humor( you are ), and a whole lot of obliteration (heck you are), you’re in the right place. Stick around till the very end as we leave the bandit station in shambles and Burbon wondering how he ever got himself into this mess. ( PLOTTWIST!) After all, there’s no hiding for the Marxes when we’re playing Metro2033 obliterating bandit station
Oh and yeah, If you want to play (with)yourself … hehe… here is Metro 2033 REDUX, a remake of this thing here, because they dont sell ( for any reason at all) not the original anymore.
And another really watchable Part is to be found here